As fruit ripens the skin gets thinner. This is most evident for bananas. A green banana has the thickest skin. The skin thins out as it turns yellow, and gets even thinner as the banana goes brown. Oranges are already ripe on the supermarket shelves, but as they sit in the fruit bowl the skin gets thinner every day.
Even though it’s the middle of winter I know that spring is on the way. I saw a red cardinal, a pair of red-headed woodpeckers, a goldfinch, a bluebird and a swarm of robins with their orange chests.
When I was about 12 years old I got stuck in an elevator in a NYC office building. On our trip to New York I told Deborah about this story. Karma interrupted our trip and trapped us in an elevator.
We were heading to a Broadway show that had emailed us twice not to be late or we would not be seated. We left early. On the way down, the elevator stopped at the fourth floor – the lounge floor. Seven Latina women got on with the two of us, but that made the elevator overweight. A buzzer started going off until one of women exited.
The door closed and the elevator went down. Apparently the buzzer went off too many times and the elevator’s control system malfunctioned. The elevator seemed to stop at the first floor, but the doors did not open. We stood for a few minutes waiting for the doors to open. They didn’t. We pressed all of the emergency buttons on the elevator until someone responded.
One of the Latina women was on the verge of a panic attack. They all seemed to speak English, but Spanish was their primary language. Deborah broke the tension at one point by saying the Our Father prayer in Spanish. I never did ask her how an Irish Catholic from Tennessee with a Lebanese mom knew this prayer in Spanish.
Deborah called the front desk to get an update as the clock was ticking towards our show start time. I was getting anxious about that, not our safety. After about 15 minutes the doors opened and we rushed through the Times Square crowd to our show.
We took a cultural walking tour in lower Manhattan with a variety of food stops. We ate fried plantains, bialys, sour pickles, pickled pineapple, Malaysian beef jerky, 2-hour old mozzarella, soppressata salami, parmigiano reggiano, and cannoli.
If you ever find yourself giving directions based on long gone landmarks then you may have lived someplace too long. Newer residents may not have any idea where to turn if you tell them to make a left where Johnny’s store used to be.
I had Asian spring rolls for dinner and they came with a packet of peanut sauce. The logo of the company that makes the sauce is a cow. Beneath the logo is a statement that even though the logo is a cow, their sauce can be used on more than beef.
I have read that home sales are down. There is a lot more economic malaise than is generally reported on. The stock market is not the economy. Wages are stagnant. But I have received three cards in the mail in the past week from three different companies offering me cash for my home. That tells me someone is trying to move something somewhere.
I understand that one way that brands extend their reach in the marketplace is to create additional products that are connected to their flagship products. This can be a problem when a flagship product solves a problem, yet this extension product is the source of the problem itself.
M&Ms solved the problem of getting melted chocolate on your hands by coating the chocolate in a candy shell. Sure, if the weather was hot or your hands were wet, the candy shell melted in your hands, but the chocolate didn’t. Now M&Ms makes branded chocolate bars. The thing that makes them M&M chocolate bars is that they contain mini M&Ms in them, but that doesn’t get around the point that the chocolate will still melt in your hands.
While eating breakfast at a restaurant, I overhead someone talking behind me. He was expounding on topics large and small to his dining companion. He was clearly someone who has amassed a great amount of knowledge and remembered much of it. I could completely relate to this. The challenge for someone like this – or me – is that you are often dancing back and forth across the line between interesting and arrogant.
One of my children and my girlfriend both go to the same school. My girlfriend and the other child both have asymmetrical haircuts.