This new innovation from the makers of the Snuggie defies understanding. The original Snuggie was a blanket with sleeves – not to be confused with the Slanket – but their new product is called Snuggie Tails. They are available for adults and kids and they let you sit on the couch wearing a blanket as a tail. It is designed with a “sleek satin mermaid tail” with aqua glitter. And it fits most adults. The best part is the description on the box. “Perfect for reading a book, watching a movie, texting and more!” Oh wait, before I can respond to your text I need to put on my mermaid tail.
Well before sunrise it is completely dark. The stars are out and there is no light in the east. It is night. Morning seems to come with both a gradualness and a suddenness. Light appears in the sky as the sun is moving towards the start of its day. The light spreads out from that point as it gets closer and closer to the time of sunrise. But there is a change in the air. It is as if every molecule of air is crackling as each lights up gradually. And suddenly, they all get to full brightness at the same time and it is light. And now the sun peaks above the horizon.
It was nice to get an extra hour of sleep Sunday morning, but with my flexible schedule I can usually wake up any time I want on a Sunday. Normally I wake up some time during the night. I happened to wake up at 3am. I looked at the clock, realized it was 2am, rolled over and went back to sleep. I thought it was the exact moment of “falling back,” but that is 2am when it becomes 1am.
I got a new shirt that repels water. It’s an outdoor brand of clothing that I use primarily for indoor. There is a large tag attached to it that says the shirt features advanced repellancy.
I realized that I was eating my Icelandic Skyr – it’s similar to yogurt – out of a parallelogram-shaped container with a Swedish-designed combination fork and spoon for camping.
The app I use to track my runs shows me how many miles I have run in a month. This past month I ran the most miles I have run in a month this year. It was 124. I know. That’s a lot of miles. I had plenty of reasons to focus on running in October, so I ran. Anyway, the app shows me two months at a time. So once the months change, last month has this super high number of miles and the current month has almost nothing. Rather than look at this as a negative, it really is a positive. It shows the promise of a new month and that it is filled with possibilities.
Lately it seems like whenever I pull into a parking spot I think I have parked relatively straight in the spot. When I get out of the car, I’m not struck by anything off about my parking job. But when I come out of the store or a restaurant and I look at my car, all I can think is that aliens must have moved my car when I was inside because there’s no way I parked that crooked.
are the ones that you have to explain to people.