I Missed the Memo

Apparently there was a great scientific discovery on order of bringing back the dinosaurs to Jurassic Park and somehow I didn’t hear about it. The latest version of Lucky Charms has unicorns in it and there is small line of type on the side of the box that says, Produced with Genetic Engineering. It seems that food scientists have figured out how to make unicorns in the lab and the best that they can do with this discovery is to put it in a kid’s cereal. The scientific journals should be blowing up about these newly-created, genetically-engineered unicorns.

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