by Peter (inspired by Jack Prelutsky and his poem)
I love you more than hot dogs,
Than toothpaste and purple peas,
Than very cold showers and very dead flowers,
And big fat fleas.
I love you more than soda,
And good gooseberry pies,
Than buttery popcorn and lemon-lime airborne,
And glasses for my eyes.
I love you more than notebooks,
Than juicy roast beef on toast,
Oh, I love ties of any size,
But I love YOU the most!