Not Really a Castle

There is an apartment complex called King’s Arms. It was probably built in the 1960s or 70s. It is not fancy. It’s not even that nice. And it’s on a major secondary road that gets plenty of traffic. Someone just couldn’t resist making a sign that was too cliched and too clever to appeal to new residents. “It’s your castle. Why live anywhere else?” People, this is a dumpy apartment. It’s not really a castle.