Spam Comments That Have Amused Me

Across the several blogs I publish, along with events that are managed using WordPress, we get a lot of spam. I generally like that we get spam, provided the spam filters are cranked way up so nothing gets published, because it means that sites are well-indexed by Google and found by the spammers as being worth their time leave a little garbed comment with a link. Some have disagreed with me, but I’m sticking to it. I also always go through my spam comments to make sure nothing erroneous got caught in the net.

Below I have collected some spam comments that have amused me. Many appear to be written by non-English speakers, so there is amusement in that, but some of them are so off topic of social media, wine or local Raleigh-area events, that I chuckle at them. Enjoy, and let me know your favorite spam comments… in the comments.

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emm.. informative..

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Rather interesting. Has few times re-read for this purpose to remember. Thanks for interesting article. Waiting for trackback

Hey, ok, I get it, I guess – but does this really work?

nice! i’m gonna make my own blog

Thank you! You often write very interesting articles. You improved my mood.

Thank you very much for that dazzling article

I really like your blog and i respect your work. I’ll be a frequent visitor.

In truth, immediately i didn’t understand the essence. But after re-reading all at once became clear.

Thanks for article. Everytime like to read you.

Hmm… I read blogs on a similar topic, but i never visited your blog. I added it to favorites and i’ll be your constant reader.

I really like your blog and i respect your work. I’ll be a frequent visitor.

Thank you for your article! I hope the author do not mind, if I use it for their course.

Good post! Podcherpnul a lot of new and interesting! I’ll go give a friend in ICQ:).

A case of you do not manage blogs on related topics? Do you have excellent and a lot of hits, I’m Watching.

It is a pleasure to sit at work. Escape from this boring work. Relax, and read the information written here:).

Hell! Cool yourself otvetili.Beru in tsitnik! The meaning of life and everything else. Resheno.Bez jokes..

Apologize for my bad english, I think its a precarious piece of your writing. Kind-heartedly I be suffering with faced alot of difficulties in this condition but your article determination definately escape me in future. Offer You

I read and I feel like home. Thanks to the creators for the good life!.

Cool:) You can say it blew up my brain!

Thank you for the great quality of your website, every time i come here, i’m amazed.

decided to help and sent a post in the social. Bookmarks. I hope to rise in popularity..

Good time of day! I do not see the conditions of use. Can I copy your text written on your site, if you put a link to this page?.

It’s very simple in words but in fact, much nesootvetsvuet, not all cheerfully!.

I also occasionally see this, but as it has not previously been attached to this value.

At root, I logs, we got the news.

Purely my IMHO – you can not make the choice. Good luck, think about it.

Yes! fully endorse the article interesting.

Already, too, you say thank you.

Just wanted to say HI. I found your blog a few days ago on Technorati and have been reading it over the past few days.

The Internet is written with a capital letter inside, if that. And no hundredths of a point and a semicolon. This is standard. And so all good, just veri Good!.

Nice content indeed! i will visit as often as i can.

I would like to take this time to tell you all about my recent experiences with this cream I found.

Can you recommend a good disco?

Write a post on the floor, there are pages and no reply? Normal.

Spasibochki:) Cool topic, please contact the bowl – you get excellent:).

I wrote something similar, but you issue more deeply exposed.

Yeah … Here people used to say: ABC teach – in all hut shout:).

If you should see her…

Do you understand me?

You ought to take more exercises.

I’d like a packet of biscuits, please.

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Wow! Thank you! I always wanted to write in my site something like that. Can I take part of your post to my blog?

Hi there,
Not sure that this is true:), but thanks for a post.

I agree with you him, her,

I’m in oil.

Please, leave me alone.

I’m sorry, I can’t.

I wouldn’t do it.

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I’d like to visit the flower market.

Thanks.what a lengthy and in depth article but full of useful information

Hey I felt lyk being random but also I do totally agree with what all those people have been saying!!! Lol….. xx

Hello, I found your blog in a new directory of blogs. I dont know how your blog came up, must have been a typo, Your blog looks good. Have a nice day.

Inga said “what a load of crap!” just for the sake of irony, but I’ll refrain

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Hello,thanks you for this fantastic blogg, i really find much new things on it and i really loved the design of the blogg. I found it on bing. I also want to wish you a happy new year.

Happy New Years!! To my favorite blog, hopefully no tactical body armor is required with all those idiots shooting their pistols along busy streets.

Haha, your site formats perfectly on my new iPhone, didnt look quite right on my old phone

My son bought a brand new one for my home. Except I am running into some trouble and I could use some help.

Oh I love this as a birthday cake idea! Might have to use it!