This Should Be the Fate of All Selfie Sticks

“Why do you have to keep taking selfies? Don’t you know what you look like by now?”
“They’re for Instagram.”
“Doesn’t Instagram know what you look like by now?”
“Just one more.”
“Ow, you just hit me in the head. If you’re not careful, you’ll make me drive off the road.”
“Sorry.”
“Give me that.”
Snap.
“Here’s your phone back.”
“Really? You threw it out the window?”