I just added soap to my new-fangled, hi-tech, automated soap dispenser. It is amazing what this little device can do. It has a GPS tracking device, so it knows when I pull into the driveway and may need some soap. It has a wide area motion-detector, so it knows when I stand up in another room, and through its high-powered, brain-wave telemetry, it determines if I am heading to the bathroom. It has a light-sensor, so when someone turns on the light, it warms the soap slightly in anticipation of dispensing soap. It has a genetic scanning device to determine if the bathroom user is male or female, which it matches to its database to determine the likelihood that they will wash their hands. And finally, when you put your hand under the dispenser, it squirts just the right amount of soap into your hand.
