What I Think About When I Think About Spam Comments

I’ve received over a quarter of a million spam comments over the years and I really enjoy the ones that keep me humble, like the recent one below. The only real problem with it is that was left on a 12-year old post.

Hello, you used to write magnificent, but the last few posts have been kinda boring? I miss your super writings. Past several posts are just a little bit out of track! come on!

There is also something about these spam posts that they mostly seem to be left on a handful of really old posts. They definitely are not relevant to the content of the posts at all. The comments are still mostly about porn, online pharmaceuticals and now CBD products.