I received an email with the above subject line. One of my daughter’s teachers took a leave of absence toward the end of the semester, so not only did the school have to deal with a substitute teacher, but also grading assignments and finalizing grades for the semester. Parents got so many emails about this that it really seemed to escalate the situation to something huge. It was just grading for one class. But when I read the subject line of this final email announcing her return, it made it sound like she had returned from a quest to Modor and had finally defeated evil.