Jeffrey L Cohen

Jeffrey L Cohen

Body Polish

The shower contained a bottle of body polish. I think you would need to wash your body before you polish it.

Window Units

The old house had no central air. Every room had a window unit. It cooled each room quickly.

Pilot Rhyming Rules

I have a friend who is a pilot. He mostly works on call to transport organs, and he can't drink within eight hours of flying. He calls that bottle to throttle.

Latest Dreams

I have recently dreamed about: waiting in a house for a fire, a breakfast in bed restaurant in a German airport, a poisonous snake that helped with marketing, a sleepaway camp in the

House Numbers

The metal numbers on my house match many of the other accessories inside. Contractor grade. The numbers look cheap. The typestyle screams 1960s or 70s, but not in a retro way. In a