Jeffrey L Cohen

Jeffrey L Cohen

Analysis of a Name

I drink what used to be called Almond Milk. Apparently the "got milk" people got upset that something that does not come from the teats of an animal was also called

No More Alarm

I have a regular alarm set for 7:00 am every weekday but it almost never goes off. I wake up well before it and turn it off. It had been so long

Sunny Forecast

With sunrise at 7:50 am it seems a little obvious to forecast sunny conditions at 8:00 am.

Where in the World

The clear acrylic bowl sits on the side of the tub. Something appears to have settled in the bottom that forms a familiar shape. It looks like the logo from the Carmen San

Writing Checks

Since nobody writes checks anymore, you don’t have to worry about remembering that it’s now 2025 when writing the date.