Jeffrey L Cohen

Jeffrey L Cohen

Frozen Pizza

Does the box really need to tell people not to eat frozen pizza without cooking it?

Gimme a Beat

The ice machine has started making a sound. It is periodic, but not constant. The sound itself has a regular beat. You can actually dance to it. I've recorded it and

Nightly Long Lines

If I get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and Deborah has already gotten up to go, I need to make sure I don't scare

Food, Legally

We have an upcoming food sales tax holiday. That means the state government must define food. From a local news story: Tennessee defines food and food ingredients as liquid, concentrated, solid, frozen, dried,

Contemplating

I opened the door to the bathroom in a Nashville barbecue joint and there was a tall, older man nearly standing in the doorway. He was bald and had a barrel chest. As