Jeffrey L Cohen

Jeffrey L Cohen

Living on Steak

I get so many invitations for financial seminars over steak dinners that if I were not a vegetarian, I could mostly living on free steak.

Lost Dog

We need to replace the gates to our fenced in backyard because they are falling apart and are difficult to open and close. Instead of waiting for our fence contractor to show up

Frozen Pizza

Does the box really need to tell people not to eat frozen pizza without cooking it?

Gimme a Beat

The ice machine has started making a sound. It is periodic, but not constant. The sound itself has a regular beat. You can actually dance to it. I've recorded it and

Nightly Long Lines

If I get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and Deborah has already gotten up to go, I need to make sure I don't scare