When I was in high school I had a Pop Tart every morning for breakfast. Frosted blueberry was my preferred flavor. I wouldn’t quite call it healthy, but it had a little bit of fruit, or at least jelly. And it had some crumbles instead of sprinkles on top of the frosting. Now you can get your favorite flavor of Jolly Rancher candy in a Pop Tart. They’re not even pretending to be healthy at that point. And Dunkin’ Donuts lends (sells) their name to the most popular brand of toaster pastries, but they are coffee flavors like vanilla latte, not kinds of donuts.