Hey, we're a shoe store. We sell nice shoes. We want to offer you a discount to buy shoes from us. Everyone needs shoes. But some people like shoes more than

I was messaging a tech support rep at work while trying to fix my computer and he didn't respond for about 30 minutes. This was unusual as he had been pretty

If a couple buys a product with a lifetime warranty, whose name do you put the purchase under? The healthy one? The less adventurous one? The more cautious one? Since it is not

I ate all of my day's meals out of bowls, so at the end of the day I had three dirty bowls, two dirty spoons and one dirty fork.

It seems like this is an appropriate post for today and frankly I'm surprised I haven't written this at some point in the past. The ides of March is