A FedEx driver ran across the street in front of an Amazon Prime delivery van. That’s not a position I would put myself in.

Life would be so much easier to plan for if you only knew what was going to happen.

Customer #29, your shower is ready.

I’ve received over a quarter of a million spam comments over the years and I really enjoy the ones that keep me humble, like the recent one below. The only real problem

There are spiders that build giant webs outside my front door. They must be very hungry or very ambitious to think they can catch me with a spider web.