Ill-advised Brand Extensions

Wonder Bread now packages and sells Wonder Texas Toast and it makes me think that the following never made it off the drawing board: Wonder Naan Wonder Pita Wonder Matzoh

Noises Outside

There's a creak at the front door. It sounds like someone or something is outside. The dog hears everything. He jumps up and starts barking at the door. I go to

Four Earbuds

I woke up from a dream where I had four earbuds in, not just the two that were actually in my ears. I don't know where the other two were, but

I Believe I Can Fly

The turkeys who live in the woods behind our house sometimes jump up on our fence to look for food in the yard. They flap their wings when they jump up — or jump