These days I wake up way too early and it is still dark outside. As the sun comes up I make sure to go to the back door and see if any deer

I kissed my sleeping wife before heading to the shower. What did you give me? A kiss. I thought you gave me a wallpaper book.

As if a Pennsylvania resident rodent predicting upcoming weather patterns based on the position of the sun and the acuity of its vision is not a ridiculous enough pop culture meme, this day

On my way to Birmingham, Alabama I passed through Etowah County. I made sure that I did not speed because I have seen what the inside of the county jail is like there.