I kissed my sleeping wife before heading to the shower.
What did you give me?
A kiss.
I thought you gave me a wallpaper book.
As if a Pennsylvania resident rodent predicting upcoming weather patterns based on the position of the sun and the acuity of its vision is not a ridiculous enough pop culture meme, this day
On my way to Birmingham, Alabama I passed through Etowah County. I made sure that I did not speed because I have seen what the inside of the county jail is like there.
Before I leave the house, I need to fill my pockets with my things. My keys hang by the garage door. My wallet used to be in my nightstand drawer in the bedroom.
Traveling down a desolate rural road and listening to a dystopian novel I can't help but think I am driving through the post-apocalyptic environment of the story.