Somewhere in town there is a kid riding around in his car seat in the back of an SUV wondering why his mommy looks so pale in the photo on her real estate
The following is an actual tweet published 15 years ago, which I had set to automatically cross-post to Facebook. This means that all of these ridiculous, time-worn tweets have been archived on Facebook
When your dog has very established rhythms based on the time of day it can be hard to explain the time change to him.
In a different part of my life, I bought a small artwork with simple relief carving of a single bird on a wire. This was me. Alone on a wire. Surveying all I
One of the security lights on the outside of the warehouse was blinking. A second light began blinking. They were not blinking in sync. It made it hard to watch. It also made