Observations

Would the No Soap Radio joke be funnier if it featured two raccoons sitting in the tube instead of two bears?

We pulled up to the drive-thru speaker and were instantly serenaded by a pretty good version of Cher's Believe. When the singer finished, I asked if he took requests. He replied

I have a blaze orange hat that I got at a well-known outdoor store. It even has their name emblazoned on it. I wear for one of two reasons. The first is a

Among the cacaphony of car horns I imagine hearing the General Lee interrupting the impatience with its intro to the familiar Dixie. By the way, this is still a popular aftermarket add-on as

Consider how your child's name will sound when you're screaming it at them in the airport. Simian?