Observations

The website of a membership big box store sells two items that could not be more diametrically opposed. The first is reserve grade caviar. For only $280 you can purchase four ounces of

In a rare trip to a drive through to pick up something to eat, after handing me my food, the girl said, hope you enjoy the rest of your days. What does she

A jar of unsalted peanuts only has one ingredient: peanuts. It seems odd that an additional allergy line is needed. Contains peanuts. In addition to all of the usual allergens, this jar of

A steady wind blowing through an open window is better than a white noise machine to encourage sleep.

I dreamed that I survived the zombie apocalypse. The details of what I had to do to survive as my friends and neighbors turned into zombies have faded, as all dreams do, but