Heaven

I never believed in heaven more strongly than I did when I was two years old. My paternal grandfather died and I told anybody who would listen that I was going to get

Smells Like Teen Donut

There are some brand extensions — actually licensed deals — that I really don't understand. I get being a big fan of a national donut chain that you want to represent, but who

Falling Buns

A pack of hamburger buns fell from the top shelf of aisle five, unprompted. I looked up and caught the eye of the woman pushing her cart closer to buns now sitting in